ONE LINERS
Scott ROSENBERG & JOHN SHIURBA
- Ref. UR8136
- BARELY AUDITABLE RECORDS COMP., 1999.
Recorded April 28, May 5, August, 27 & 29 September and December 18, 1999.
Interprètes
- Scott ROSENBERG : Reeds
- John SHIURBA : Guitare
Pistes
- 1 A whistling chicken walks into a bar
- 2 A methodist walks intoa bar
- 3 A mediocre mathematician walks into a bar
- 4 A nougat walks into a bar
- 5 A 99 cent shrimp cocktail walks into a bar
- 6 The people for the ethical treatment of animals walk into abar
- 7 A rubber tree plant walks into a bar
- 8 An imperial star cruiser walks into a bar
- 9 A frosted Christmas tree walks into a bar
- 10 A hot sock walks into a bar
- 11 A frothy beverage wals into a bar
- 12 A christian muslim walks into a bar
- 13 A fetid stench walks into a bar
- 14 A panty walks into a bar
- 15 Bob Costas walks into a bar
- 16 A weasley Pomegate walks into a bar
- 17 A double soy latte walks into bar
- 18 A chubby pony walks into a bar
- 19 Hairs walk into a bar
- 20 female version of Don King walks into a bar
- 21 The male version of Angela Landsbury walk into a bar
- 22 A vietnamese-ist walks into a bar
- 23 An ounce of shag walk into a bar
- 24 A cracked baby walks into a bar
- 25 A fairy godmother walk into a bar
- 26 Gary Fogmotor walks into a bar
- 27 A daring bog boater walk into a bar
- 28 Jimeny crickets walk intoa bar
- 29 Prell walks into a bar
- 30 The point of no return walks into a bar
- 31 A soapy dog joke walks into a bar
- 32 A hungover magnet walks into a bar
- 33 Seymour Butts walks into a bar
- 34 Withering stares walk into a bar
- 35 Slithering wares walk into a
- 36 An erudie observation walk into a bar
- 37 An immoral electrician walks into a bar
- 38 A russian president walks into a bar
- 39 A prussian resident walks into a bar
- 40 A barfing mule walks into a bar
- 41 The flyweight champion of the world walks into a bar
- 42 Miss Iowa falls 1996 walks into a bar
- 43 Mister Schlister walks into a bar
- 44 A foreign periodical walks into a bar
- 45 A matriculant walks into a bar
- 46 A terminally intoxicated cosmonautwalks into a bar
- 47 The scarlet pimple walks into a bar
- 48 An easy lay walks into a bar
- 49 The master of darkness walks into a bar
- 50 Mother earth walks into a bar
- 51 A blond, a nubian and a three-fingered midget walk into a bar
- 52 Toast with vegamite walks into a bar
- 53 Puff-mommy walks into a bar
- 54 A leprous hot dog walks into a bar
- 55 A prehensile skink walks into a bar
- 56 A tushy walks into a bar
- 57 A fire eating mustachioed lady walks into a bar
- 58 Mrs Butterworth walks into a bar
- 59 A mafia kweenpin walks into a bar
- 60 A poor man's margarita walk into abar
- 61 A poor man's margarita walks into a bar
- 62 A snot colored suit walks into a bar
- 63 A ready to serve bun walks into a bar
- 64 A multi-tiered hierarchy walk intoa bar
- 65 A long legged adventurer walk intoa bar
- 66 A half headed baby walks into a bar
- 67 A carnivorous enchilada walks intoa bar
- 68 A wispy tuft of hair walks into a bar
- 69 A nubile newt walks into a bar
- 70 A tranquil sea of green walks intoa bar
- 71 A mute mayor walks into a bar
- 72 A mitigating migrant walks into a bar
- 73 A moist mushroom walks into a bar
- 74 A mexcellent meal walk into a bar
- 75 A super cut walks into a bar
- 76 Flan walks into a bar
- 77 Danny Kaye's codepiece walks into a bar
- 78 Rhea Perlman's codpiece walks into
- 79 a bar
- 80 A glue sniffing ecuadorian walks into a bar
- 81 A recent post-op walks into a bar
- 82 A white billowy blouse walks into a bar
- 83 A pamper walks into a bar
- 84 A smug slug walks into a bar
- 85 A soggy ambassador walks into a bar
- 86 An absent-minded fascist walks into a bar
- 87 An invisible birth-control pill wallks into a bar
- 88 A nun dressed as Whoopi Goldberg walks into a bar
- 89 A grinning fascist walks into a bar
- 90 A sinning racist walks into a bar
- 91 A winning classist walks into a bar
- 92 A purged anti-communist walks intoa bar
- 93 A touchy-feely guidance counselor walks into a bar
- 94 An ingrown toe walks into a bar
- 95 A long-nosed whiplashed maritime punker walks into a bar
- 96 Ned Fugent walks into a bar
- 97 Shiny encephalitis
- 98 Old ironside walks into a bar
- 99 Me and my baby walk into a bar